What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
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Then came..
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
The Largest Black Hole Jet Ever Found Is 3 Times the Size of the Milky Way - The Daily Galaxy
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So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Still no good
A 'Crazy Idea' About Pluto Was Just Confirmed in a Scientific First - ScienceAlert
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Increased Toxicity Risk Identified For Children With ADHD, Autism - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds